Overheard on the Beach

Conversation went thusly:

“What happened to your other leg?”

“It’s resting.”

“What do you mean, resting?”

“What do you mean, what do I mean? It’s tucked under my body nice and neatly and is resting.”

“You sure a crab didn’t snap it off or something?”

“Yes, I’m sure.”

“How can you be sure?”

“It’s my leg, I’d know, wouldn’t I?”

“But I don’t see it.”

“It’s resting.”

“So you say…”


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